Ping Bomb
the act of a large group of people sending a single bbm contact a large amount of ping!!! messages. usually results in the persons blackberry freezing for a period of time while their phone tries to process all the incoming ping!!!.
usually initiated in boring cl-sses or meetings. it is initiated by starting a conference chat with all people in the room, except the individual who will be ping bombed.
bbm chat
mike: “paul, this cl-ss blows. let’s ping bomb scott”
scott has been invited to join.
scott has been added to the chat.
andrew has been invited to join.
andrew has been added to the chat.
glenn has been invited to join.
glenn has been added to the chat.
daniel has been invited to join.
daniel has been added to the chat.
steve has been invited to join.
steve has been added to the chat.
mike: “alright guys. chris has been making weird noises all cl-ss. ping bomb him!”
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