pink bear
second largest fear of common man(the largest being an army of whales with rabies). pink bears haves wings and aposable thumbs. there adorably cute looking and scary dangerous. they act playful to draw in their pray, then shoot the prey with hand guns. main diet: polar bears and cigaretts.
omg! look at the cute pink bear, he’s playing with the ball. now look, the bear is pointing his gun at me. how adorable.
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