Pink Daisy
a pink daisy is when you are having -n-l s-x with a woman who’s only done it a few times so there is still a lot of elasticity and you pull your p-n-s out quickly to essentially turn the inside of her -sshole out a little to resemble a flower that is pink in color.
john: you were right brandon, i went as far in as i could, then pulled back and out as fast as i could and guess what i saw?
brandon: what did you see my good sir?
john: an elegant stemless pink daisy atop my girlfriends beautiful -sshole.
brandon: a job well done…
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