Pink Eye Pearl Harbor
the pink eye pearl harbor is most easily described as a sneak attack.
a pink eye pearl harbor is when you sneak into a friend, sibling, or roommates room while they are sleeping, bend over, spread your cheeks’ and let er rip right in the face of the unaware sleeper.
when the unlucky b-st-rd with sh-tty friends wakes up he will have a face full of fecal matter and a beginners case of the dreaded pink eye.
an “ultimate” pink eye pearl harbor is achieved when the attacker is of asian decent and he pulls of the attack on a sunday morning.
sizuki: “bansai!!!”
chris: “awww whats on my face?”
sizuki: “bansai!!”
chris: “f-ck did you pink eye pearl harbor me?”
sizuki: “ultimate.”
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