Pink Hootie
while preforming the act of oral s-x on a lady. firmly press against her lady parts with your lips and blow into her v-g-n- as if filling up a ballon. this action will result in an extremely vocal queef.
last night i was goin’ down on my lady and i gave her a pink hootie. i’m surprised the neighbors didn’t hear her queef. i thought it was funny as h-ll.. her, not so much.
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