Pink Panter


a teal haired senior at chs with large baggy pink pants. he often speaks of smoking his bong in the center console of his sh-tty buick and warding off the cops while high. he frequently wears pajama pants to school and he wears a pink taper instead of an actual guage. he used to color coordinate his taper, hair, and pants; not so stylish ey? in other words, he is a tool and potentially fixable by literal or metaphorical castration.
pink panters frequently blow thrity-five year old men that are balding.

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