pink sausage
a perverse s-xual practice.
before s-x, cook up some bacn. tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. proceed with -n-l intercourse. as you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady’s throat. her -n-l uscles will tighten immeasurably. tehn pull out- her r-ct-m will invert as you pull out, leaving a “pink sausage” hanging out of her -rs-.
i gave ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.
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