when your girlfriend/boyfriend puts on a rather large pair of skis so they can shove them up multiple holes in your body with minimal work/effort. at the end the skis become pink because of extreme penetration and bleeding.
nah, i cant hang out today my girl brought home pink skis i got pink skied and now my d-ck hurts.
- spicy beth
a spontaneous hot flash brought on by menopause. all of a sudden she went all spicy beth on us.
- sh*ts you
say ‘shih tzu’ out loud what you said: my baby shih tzu what it sounded like: my baby sh-ts you
the key word for someone so f-cking annoying, that you want to punch in the face, or b-ttf-ck, until they’ve learned how hiv+ they’ve made you. gertrude says to berth; sharmadoo!! (looks at harold-)
kaightlyn is a highly uncommon spelling of the name kaitlyn, kaitlin,caitlyn, etc. she is a rare beauty and definitely an inquisitive individual. shes county and kind and pretty hardcore when you get down to it. kaightlyn is a f-cking bad-ss
the feeling you get just after smoking a joint. “i am so beeved right now”