pinkerton

n., adj., a male of white descent who possesses an acute s-xual interest in j-panese women or asian women in general. see also: yellow fever. a white male asian fetishist. will often try to justify his racist preference by expressing an ‘interest’ in j-panese ‘culture’. may have an accompanying interest in anime, manga, or the like. may also make such claims as to be ‘asian at heart’, or similar statements. pinkertons are generally middle to upper middle cl-ss, of any political persuasion, of any geographic location, but in larger numbers concentrated in the united states and britain, with both of their rich imperialist traditions. the north american subspecies of pinkerton may futilely attempt to justify his s-xual objectification by offering bizzarre explanations couched in warped logic. “i just like girls with light skin and black hair” or “asians just look better to me”, ignoring the fact that other races possess such physical traits. will quite often take college j-panese courses in order to further his lecherous pursuits.

etymology: taken from the name of a character from puccini’s madame b-tterfly, pinkerton, a united states naval officer who pursues a fifteen year-old j-panese girl while stationed there, despite having no intention of staying with her, eventually returning stateside to his american wife after impregenating cio-cio-san, or madame b-tterfly. he later returns to j-pan with his american wife to take the b-st-rd hapa child of b-tterfly/suzuki and pinkerton home with the two of them to take care of, which ultimately drives suzuki to suicide.

see also: white devil
n. “the pinkerton was surprised when the j-panese exchange student declined his invitation for dinner and s-x.”

adj. “rivers cuomo is feeling mighty pinkerton these days.”
weezer’s 1996 crowning achievement that features the singles “el scorcho” and “the good life.” it is a true musical masterpiece that has shaped modern day emo.
i love listening to pinkerton!
the best music on earth.
pinkerton rocks!
b-st-rds.
the adams express company turned to the pinkertons national detective agency in 1874 to stop the james-younger gang. the chicago-based agency worked primarily against urban professional criminals, as well as providing industrial security, such as strike breaking.
the -sshole of america.
where is billy from?

pinkerton.

oh that explains a lot…
to give someone pink eye while they are sleeping; take your middle and index finger and wipe it on your brown eye then wipe it into both their eyes.
dude you must have f-cked up cause someone gave you a pinkerton!
when having s-x, the female’s explosion of -n-l gas set off a vibration and the male gets off from the vibrations.
d-ck and jane were having s-x. jane recovering from a mexican meal was being pounded so hard by d-ck could hold back the gases, causing an explosion for d-ck as well. d-ck screamed “i love you baby and the pinkerton” after he experienced the first of many pikertons. after that day she was required to eat mexican food before s-x.

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