pinnered


the action of preventing a person from retiring to bed. common pinnering tactics employed are:
1) to physically restrain the person being pinnered (henceforth referred to as the ‘pinnee’)
2) to ask the pinnee to retell everything that has just happened in a film being watched then asking what was missed during the explanation (repeat as necessary)
3) initiating a ‘who kissed whom’ argument

n.b: pinnering should only be undertaken in a controlled and supervised environment.
“hey girl, you look quite tired today.”
“yeah, dave had me pinnered all night.”
“boss.”
really small, very little, extremely thin. other spellings: pinnard, pinnerd.
that joint was really pinnered

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