Pintosis
the state of being a softie adolescent boy
i.e. sensitive and extremely emotional in the field of girl troubles
symptons include but are not limited to:
depressing song lyric – status’s on facebook, profile pictures with depressing song lyrics as captions, posted links of music videos with depressing song lyrics, wall posts on other friends of depressing song lyrics.
in harsher terms, a real sympathy chaser.
facebook status:
so-and-so: so don’t fall in love, there’s just too much to risk if given the choice, then i’m begging you’ll choose
to walk away, walk away, don’t let her get you i can’t bear to see the same happen to you…now son, i’m only telling you this…because life, can do terrible things
average teenaged boy: d-mn, he’s got a real case of pintosis
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