Pintrest Envy


the feeling a husband feels after his wife says she’s too tired for s-x, but then she stays up late posting to pintrest.
mike: why did you come to bed so late?
sally: i was on pintrest until 2:00 am
mike: but you said you wanted to go to bed early because you were so exhausted?
sally: i think you have pintrest envy.

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