pinworm
a parasitic intestinal worm infection affecting a mere 200 million people worldwide, including a third of the usa. they can be diagnosed by surprising them at night with a flashlight, or by placing a sticky piece of cellophane tape against your r-ct-m, as follows:
# preparation
1. clear tape (e.g. scotch tape). avoid magic tape or package tape
2. flashlight
3. -ssistant to spread b-ttocks apart
# timing of test
1. perform immediately after awakening
2. repeat test on 3 consecutive days
# technique (performed by family at home)
1. roll tape around 4 fingers of hand, sticky side out
2. while -ssistant spreads b-ttocks:
– identify involved peri-n-l area with flashlight
– touch involved peri-n-l area with tape 1-2 times
3. place tape on a slide with clean side down
4. trim tape, label slide and bring to clinic
rob: “she was hot but i wasn’t so keen on going -n-l.”
jim: “omgwtfbbq, not so keen on going -n-l?!?!”
rob: “yeah, nice -ss and all that, but i couldn’t get past the whole pinworm thing”
jim: “hmmm… apart from that, how is your mum anyway?”
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