Pipe Critter


the nasty side effect of sleeping around. pipe critters is another way of saying “crabs” but in a more family friendly way.

pipe critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of hollywood’s favorite widow, courtney love.
dang it bob, these here pipe critters are on the move again!

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