Pirate Cumsquat
when a girl is squatting down giving a guy a bl-w j-b, and right before he c-ms, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!
that poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate c-msquat!
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