pirate hangover


entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.
dude, i’ve got a freaking pirate hangover. my head’s killing me, i vomit when i drink water, and there’s a d-mn good chance i got more than one girl pregnant last night. yar!

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