pirate hooker

noun. a female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. this term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
you: i’m going to hang out with the entire football team tonight!
me: pirate hooker.
you: i take offense to that.
me: shut up hooker. be proud of your heritage.
a nautical prost-tute with little to no vitamin c who sells s-xy time to drunken seamen
pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

“yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers.”

“arrrr.”
(pir·ate-hook·er) noun

a female who frequently wh-r-s the male s-x. this species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. pirate hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. for example, many pirate hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. you can usually spot a pirate hooker smoking at your local mcdondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of sc-m bags.
dude #1: hey man, did that chick ever call you back?
dude #2: nah bro, that chicks a pirate hooker
a female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of “cargoes” in her “hull.” more than a typical wh-r- on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man’s b-lls on necklace. even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even -j-c-l-t- because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. she doesn’t have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an h). she’s been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there’s always a chance you’ll lose you ball(s).
r: whatch out for that one track girl, she’s a pirate hooker.
j: i know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
a person with sl-tty attributes so dirty a pirate would hire you and must have booty cause you know how pirates like their booty. it used mostly in insult and in the combat of verbal attacks.
veronica corningstone: i will have you know that i have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
ron burgundy: you are a smelly piratehooker.
veronica corningstone: you look like a blueberry.
ron burgundy: why don’t you go back to your home on wh-r- island?
veronica corningstone: well, you have bad hair.
ron burgundy: insulted what did you say?
veronica corningstone: i said… your hair… looks stupid.
a women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on wh-r- island.
a: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
b: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on wh-r- island
a gold digging women who trys to steel other womens men.
that b-tch is a pirate hooker.

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