Pirate Houdini


a combo of a houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and -j-c-l-t-ng in his/her eye- and the angry pirate – -j-c-l-t-ng in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.

step 1: do her/him from behind. pull out before -j-c-l-t-ng and spit on lower back

step 2: when the person turns around, you c-m in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. they will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a pirate saying arrrrg.

step 3: wait for the person to get up. immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg

step 4: sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
mike- “last night, i busted the pirate houdini combo on my girl!”

alex-“did you laugh while she jumped around screaming arg from the top of her lungs?”

mike-“sure did!”

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