pirate stool


when you take a dump in someone’s toilet tank
guy 1: “hey did you take that girl home last night”
guy 2: “yea but she didnt want a cleveland steamer, and i thought to myself, ‘what would baby jesus do?,’ so i pirate stooled her when she p-ssed out”
guy 1: “sweet lincoln’s mullet! wait till she traces the smell next week”

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