when you are so drunk you drive with one eye closed.
tom: hey kev, how did you get home last night?
kev: i was so f*cked i had to use pirate vision.
when two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. the purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears. stop phone-scissoring with stacey and make me dinner!
a person who dates people just so they can have a girlfriend cheats a lot listens to rock music a guy who makes your life horrible stay away from zebidiah he is a bad person
unson is someone who is kind, caring and has great hair. unson’s make great moms due to there kind and nurturing tendencies. look at that hair! she must be an unson.
when you don’t care, but you high key do sarcastically meaning “fine”, “k”, “it’s not important”, “as if i care” or “it doesn’t matter to me” it’s common in texting or snapping and because it’s abbreviated it highlights just how much you really don’t care. it came from “it’s not eating me up” to “not […]