pirate’s pussy
slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.
in years past there was no women on pirate ships. the old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.
when the older pirates received oral s-x from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman’s pubic hair.
tristan couldn’t wait to f-ck stephan’s pirate’s p-ssy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.
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