Piss and Fleas


a v-g-n- that stinks of p-ss and fleas because of its its aging sagging appearance and repulsive odor.
scenario: ‘on a train with some old lady sitting opposite you’

you are talking to a friend next to you and you are discussing v-g-n- then you say:

‘take this old b-tch, she hasn’t had her wrinkly whatsit touched in years! probably stinks of p-ss and fleas!!’

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