Piss Creek
a luxurious bush found in b1 (brown camp) at reading festival 2008.
this bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.
p-ss creek was owned by tiny camp (headed by king thom and his rabid minions)
p-ss creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming “sh-t creek”, “vomit creek” and in desperate cases “c-m creek”.
a points system was used as an advertising ploy for p-ss creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for “twosies” (current record holder is little steve with over 120 points).
“hmm i’m in b1 and i’m at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but i’m about to p-ss myself, what ever shall i do?”
“fear not! p-ss creek is here! 10 points for twosies”
in a troublesome situation. often confused with sh-t creek ; one is said to be up p-ss creek without a paddle. unlike sh-t creek, p-ss creek should be used in only less serious situations. when possible a paddle is highly reccommend. originally p-ss creek most likely refered to the mississippi river.
dude 1 “if you’re late for work today your gonna be up p-ss creek without a paddle”
dude 2 “can i borrow your p-ss paddle, maybe then i won’t be so late”
dude 1 “sure, you’d better get paddling, or else tommorrow it’ll be sh-t creek instead”.
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