Piss lag


temporary inability to p-ss when you’re at the urinal.
“sorry i couldn’t come back to cl-ss quickly, mrs. johnson. i was suffering from mad p-ss lag.”
(noun) a terrible simultaneous occurrence of jetlag and hangover, often due to free alcohol on a long transmeridian flight. a portmanteau of the english term “p-ssed” for drunkenness, and jetlag.
after seven tiny vodkas and 14 hours on the plane, ben was sure to suffer p-sslag on his first day back from vacation.

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