piss-nuts
1. an occasionally human resembling ape like creature, alcohol makes up at least 40% of its molecular structure at any given time, and only drinks at least 40% alcohol unless there’s any good cider in the neighbors trash.
makes mel gibson look like 10 mormon/baptists.
is on first name terms with all the bottom shelf bourbon,has his own -ss groves in most local drunk tanks ect.
you know you’re a p-ssnut when you’re saving hundreds on petrol because your blood can usually power your car.
someone who’s p-n-s is so small when he goes to the bathroom he p-sses on his nuts.
what’s up there p-ss-nuts?
a term for someone who’s d-ck is so small they p-ss on thier nuts.
that guy’s junk is so small he’s p-ss nuts.
someone whos ‘junk’ is so small when he uses the bathroom he p-sses on his nuts.
whats up there p-ssnuts.
p-ssnuts is a condition that affects many men and is caused by an immensely small p-n-s. during urination, the tiny p-n-s does not extend far enough for urnine to travel over the b-lls, resulting in a n-ts-ck drenched in urine. men who suffer from p-ssnuts often sport a goatee, baseball cap, and eyegl-sses.
tim’s wife ordered him to urinate outside, as his p-ssnuts had ruined the bathroom rugs and towel sets.
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