Piss Parlour
a place to relieve yourself of urine. despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. he deemed “the loo” far too effeminate, “the toilet” far too boring and “the bog” far too vulgar for the feminine ear.
a male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term “p-ss parlour” as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word “p-ss”, whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word “parlour”. studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind -ssociates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.
girl: “blah blah blah yap yap yap”
guy (full bladder): “hmmm thats right…hold that thought i need the p-ss parlour”
girl: “lovely, off you go then”
guy (full bladder): -goes to p-ss parlour- “aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!”
guy (empty bladder): “yeah so you were saying?”
girl: “blah blah blah yap yap yap”
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