Piss plop
the awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.
thing 1: “ugh dude i was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and i made the most awkward p-ss plop.”
thing 2: “did he look over?”
thing 1: “total 90 degree head whip.”
thing 2: “sucks.”
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