piss stamp
when you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a p-ss and he stamps his p-ss tail on your freshly washed leg!
“steven, i’ve just got out of the shower and you’ve just p-ss stamped me with your p-ss covered tail!!
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