pissblanket


a plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they p-ss the bed). they are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.
robbins then thinks about the p-ssblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the p-ssblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the p-ssblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging p-ssblanket over his head — striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. he then crams the p-ssblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.
sometimes referred to as a tramp’s duvet or a child’s p-ss stained blanket.
hey phil, check that guy curled up on the street in his p-ssblanket.

mom, do i really have to wash my own p-ssblanket?? can’t you do it?

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