Pisscuse
the often lame explaination that you use when someone identifies you as talking to them on your mobile phone whilst peeing.
caller; so, if we lower the price by around a third we can get to …….
customer; sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? and what’s that splashing sound?
caller; oh …… i’m calling from a carpark ….. and that’s a fountain in the background … of the carpark
customer; sounds like a p-sscuse to me; i’m now going to cancel your multi million dollar order
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