pissed as your nans mattress
nans mattress, p-sseds as
after a bottol of bailys you will be as p-ssed as your nans mattress
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the feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time. after having 2 arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, jenna was so p-ss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!
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the act of laying in bed with a long haired freak on a nightly basis. “d-mn i feel really dirty im gonna go do a pistocchi!”
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is a person who attends festivals and waits till the end of the event to approach people who are coming down off drugs and alcohol and politely asks if they may lick the arm pit of this person with the goal of ingesting thus toxins permeating from ones sweat glands for a narcotic high. desperate […]
- pit rats
the grody highschool dropouts that hang out in the pit in harvard square let’s just go into harvard and have a pit rat buy us alcohol.
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