pisshand
1. the act of p-ssing in same toilet with your mate (not at same time) without flushing. then getting another persons belonging that they use wth their hands and swirling it around in the p-ss. then putting the item back without them noticing. when you see them using it next u can tell everyone tht you p-ssed on it and chant ‘p-sshand’ at them
2. old bristolian caretaker b-st-rd who picks up rubbish with a p-ssed on grabber thing every day
1. f-ck maths, lets p-ss on brians grabby thing, then call him a p-sshand
2. what an old p-sshand tw-t
the hand you p-ss with. usually the right hand, though some have been known to “pull a lefty” for amus-m-nt. note that using the non-preferred hand can lead to p-ssing on your shoes and/or other vital organs.
the advantage of having one chosen p-ss hand is that only one hand need be washed after p-ssing.
ricardinho: hey, dude, which is your p-ss hand?
albertinho: same as my jerk hand: the right.
to finger someone after they have p-ssed themselves.
“so, i heard baxter p-ss handed someone in a cupboard.”
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