Pisswangle
noun: an archaic device common to british railway station restrooms until the 1960’s. the p-ssw-ngle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the p-ssw-ngler or p-ssw-ngle operator. the male genatalia is p-ssed through the w-ngle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.
“lord thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent’s room p-ssw-ngler at victoria station handsomely.”
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