pistachio

a mustache with urine in it.
ronny: hey jim, can i p-ss in your mustache?

jim: but then i would have a pistachio.
used as a literal replacement for “that’s what she said” in times when the full statement would be deemed cr-ss and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.
“it was hard”
-“pistachio”
the single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but do not be fooled!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free…

thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012
f-ck man i f-cking addicted to those d-mn pistachios!
a delicious nut snack
“i love pistachios” exclaimed johannes
a term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the v-g-n-l resemlance of it’s sh-ll.
diane: you should find yourself a nice girlfriend jack.
jack: ooh, not for me thanks. i’m not a fan of the pistachio.
an ugly b-tch
dude this girl in my 3rd period, devon gelista, is such a pistachio
a young white rapper who raps about having s-x with moms.
have you heard the new pistachio mixtape?

yeah. i don’t think i heard one song where he doesn’t talking about f-cking someone’s mom.
a woman of loose moral character.
further, a woman that one takes home for the night.

coming from the ludacris line “i was with some nasty ho’s eatin’ pistachios.”
“alright, you can have the room tonight, i’ll sleep in the lounge. just make sure that this pistachio doesn’t touch any of my stuff.”