pit bull denial
when aggressive dog enthusiasts claim that said dogs are no more dangerous than a ____________. insert ‘witty’ choice of harmless living thing or inanimate object. they attribute living conditions and abuse as the main cause for the animal’s aggression.
any dog living with a hermetic sociopath will see kids as prey. however, pit bulls, pinschers and rottweilers were bred to be aggressive. look it up. most breeds are a result of breeding for utility or aesthetic purposes. it’s quite interesting. if you are defending domesticated animals, you should read into it. there’s a wealth of information that will lead to realistic arguments to support your cause.
the dog lady that just moved in next door has pit bull denial, she lectured me when i told her that i didn’t want my kid’s face ripped off:
“what does it take to make people realize that pit bulls are not more aggressive than other dogs? my pit bull is the sweetest little love m-ffin, and he eats all the ice cream whenever i’m lonely.”
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