pit scissoring
when one person realizes they left the house this morning without applying deodorant and then proceeds to vigorously rub armpits together with their friend who remembered to put on pit stick.
amy- oh snap. i forgot to put deodorant on this morning!
mitch- well get over here you grimy smelly zeek of a human, and let’s do some pit scissoring
amy- thanks mitch. you’re a gem!
jamie- wicked.
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