pit stache


the type of moustache worn by heavy metal listeners that frequent the pit at a heavy metal concert. usually thin, it manifests as a shadow above the lip, somewhat akin to what a fifteen year old could grow.
“that guy has a pit stache. he must listen to van halen, brah.”

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