pitch a dick



verb; to react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered d*ck was dropped into their hand without warning.
“the second i saw all those bears, i pitched a d*ck right out of there.”
“pitch a d*ck, lads! it’s the police!”

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