Pitch Bitch


female (often in her late 20’s- early 30’s)admirer of the soccer-playing population. will often perform s-xual favours for said population solely based on their affiliation to the sport (i.e.: soccer equivalent to “puck bunny”, “lacrosst-tute”)
she’s such a pitch b-tch; the only reason she’s watching this game is because #9 is her next prospect–sl-t.
– a musically-inclined female with perfect pitch, who throws diva-esque tantrums when her less gifted bandmates play something out of key. said female may also be pr-ne to violence against said bandmates during this tantrum.
“did you hear about leah, the singer in that band? she was singing and halfway through her set, her guitarist played a chord that was off-key – she stopped singing and stabbed him with a kitchen knife! what a pitch b-tch!”

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