PITF
punch in the face.
if that mother f-cker keeps h-tting on my girl, he is guaranteed a pitf!
acronym for punch in the face. pr-nounced pid-if.
i swear to god if lumburg makes me run another tps report im gonna stamp it with a pitf.
pain in the face
laraism – positive spin on legendary “pain in the -rs-”
you are such a pitf! you make me laugh so hard and smile sooo much the cheeks on my face ache lol
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