pittsburgh apron
this only requires two individual people (one male, one female, or you can be creative), one bar restroom, and one ben rothlisberger jersey. the first person wears the steelers jersey forcing their-self upon the helpless second person. once finished, the forceful person that wore the ben rothlisberger jersey will go to bar louie in station square, pennsylvania.
i was taken into the bathroom by a man and he gave me a pittsburgh apr-n. now i wear my work apr-n crooked to cover up my b-tt hole so it doesn’t happen again.
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