Pittsburgh Lunchpail
so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of pittsburgh; before s-x, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non–n-l, unprotected s-x. after climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she sh-ts herself and then punch her in the mouth. the three streams of s-m-n, sh-t and blood when simultaneously flowing create the pittsburgh lunchpail. only for hard workers.
girlfriend: i feel like some of the p-ssion has gone out of our relationship.
boyfriend: well, i could always pittsburgh lunchpail that -ss…
girlfriend: i don’t know what that is, but i trust you. let’s f-cking do it.
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