Pittsburgh Platter
to deficate on a gl-ss table while someone watches from below.
she squatted out a hot steamy pittsburgh platter for me
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a s-xual act where a person p–ps on top of a gl-ss table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.
that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit t-rds
i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.
to deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. usually done when a roommate is getting “lucky” and you are not. note: using pam turns it into the baltimore broil.
d-mn, tom is getting laid again. hand me the cookie sheet, it’s time to pittsbugh platter that jerk!
a pittsburgh platter is a steaming load of sh-t dumped off on a man’s chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.
dude! she gave him a pittsburgh platter! that sh-t’s so gross!
to take a sh-t on your partner after engaging in -n-l s-x
after i railed my girl friend in her -ss, i dropped a nice pittsburgh platter on her chest
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