Pittsburgh Plum


the pittsburgh plum is a s-xual act in which an individual places a plum inside their own r-ct-m and then waits until the acid in their b-tt annihilates everything except the pit. once this occurs, the individual starts masturbating until they simultaneously bust their nut and sh-t out the plum pit.
eugene surprised everyone at his 98th birthday party when he whipped out two dozen plums and had his own pittsburgh plum compet-tion on his kitchen floor. however, it was to every party-goers dismay that only greg could finish the feat by the time the party had ended.

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