piturbation
noun
1. the act of masturbation while feeling pitiful; pity masturbation
2. a sad way to m-st-rb-t-
3. a person who cries whilst masturbating
verb
1. pity masturbating; masturbation performed under a sorrow mentality; feeling bad for oneself and conducting a masturbation session; crying and masturbating at the same time.
2. masturbating to express ones desire to be in a relationship; masturbation done under the condition of loneliness.
commonly occurring on or during valentine’s day, a piturbation session can be performed by a person.
several days after sam dumped pat, pat piturbated while reminiscing on their s-xual encounters.
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