Pitwah-itis


a symptom in which the subject is pr-ne to the feeling of uneasiness when objects are out of place, and are pr-ne to fixing it. much like a perfectionnist although too lazy to fix most things. side effects may include, growing of white hair, things that come out of the subject’s mouth being “naughty” and being constantly stressed.
an example of pitwah-itis is waking up in the morning and going, “morning world! i’m pitwah nice to meet you!”

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