Pity City
an imaginary destination where everyone sincerely cares about your sad sack story.
awwww… i’m so sorry your girl/boy friend left you for your sibling. please allow me to buy you a ts ticket to pity city where we can sit for hours while i listen to your whole sordid life story of woe. no. reeeealy!
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