Pity Concert
when a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
dude, i had to agree to go to a pity concert with laura, i hope she doesn’t expect anything because it’ll be on valentines day.
i went to see the red hot chilli peppers last night with rebecca! it wasn’t a date, it was more like a pity concert.
yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i’ll meet you guys after at the pub!
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