pity makeout
when, after a period of one-sided s-xual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.
this happens because either (a) they don’t think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap’s self-esteem.
steph: i saw you kissing lou last night. are you seriously into him?
mich-lle: i feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. it was a total pity makeout.
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