Pity Poke
a non-emotional s-xual favor. women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without s-x. much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy s-x. a reward when s-x is not wanted.
jack had done such a great job washing diane’s car, and she hadn’t done anything for him in a long time. not being in the mood for s-x, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.
jack : i’m finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
diane : come on, i’ll let you tap this… even though i don’t want to.
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